Even after being married for 11 years that dreaded green-eyed monster comes to shine.
Rooster doesn’t ogle at the opposite sex, unless it is clothing options for me. By the way, if you are wearing something low cut with great shoes you can bet he is imagining me in that same outfit.
Time and again we may be watching a movie and I will be all, “Such and such is HOT”. Which rooster will reply, with “Yeah she is”.
Doesn’t he know the rule of thumb?
Deny, deny, deny, deny!
It’s like you only being allowed to pick on your sibling.
The proper answer is, “I never noticed her before.”
Then I can be all, “Awe isn’t my husband just the best?”
Okay I do know this answer isn’t true, and that Rooster has noticed her before. I mean what warm-blooded male hasn’t seen her half naked body on the side of a bus promoting her next movie?
The fact is women LOVE denial! We live and breathe denial!
We ask if we look fat in this, and you say no… DENIAL
We ask if eating that Big Mac, while watching Biggest Loser is a good idea, and you say sure… DENIAL again!
The lesson for this ramble is:
The green-eyed monster wouldn’t rear its ugly head if DENIAL ruled our lives!